Hey there, I’m Karl, 17 years old. I live in Singapore. You don’t wanna know my surname, it’s fucking weird shit. I’m like from some alien planet where aliens with weird surnames come from. I’m a weird, weird kid.

I honestly don’t know what to write here, so I’ll probably just talk about my likes.

First of all, I like watching movies and TV shows. I like plenty of movies so I’m not gonna even bother listing them. TV shows I like: Friends, Skins, Doctor Who.

I like eating, like seafood and pizzas. Ironically, I don’t like seafood pizzas. I’m just kidding, they’re fucking sexy. Other food likes: B&J’s ice cream, nutella, onions, eggs, fish soup, Old Chang Kee curry puffs, subway, pasta, potato chips.

I like skateboarding, but I totally suck at it. The best thing I can do is probably kickflips and 50-50 grinds, but that’s about it.

I also like music. I mean, who doesn’t? Anyway, I mainly listen to metal, although I also like other kinds of rock like alternative and indie. And a bit of others like electronic and house. Some of my favourite bands: Tool, Cannibal Corpse, Amon Amarth, The Black Dahlia Murder, Children of Bodom, Dark Tranquillity, Exodus, Gojira, In Flames, Iron Maiden, Machine Head, Megadeth, Metallica, Slayer, Morbid Angel, Sepultura, A Day to Remember, Two Door Cinema Club, Bloc Party, Phoenix, Go Radio, Mayday Parade.

Other random likes: Coffee, drinking with friends, going insane in my room with music, gaming, pretty girls, acting retarded, people who prefer Friends to HIMYM and think the latter is a total ripoff, buying new clothes, daydreaming that my life is perfect and everything goes according to the way I want it, people who like the same things I do, friendly people that help me get past the initial awkward phase of a friendship, hanging out with friends. I’ll think of more.

Facebook: www.facebook.com/karltiboleng
Twitter: www.twitter.com/karltiboleng

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